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The strangest stories from the village that doesn't own its domain
I ponder every night how i wrote this on the computer and how a man named Gold helped me do it
I ponder every night how i wrote this on the computer and how a man named Gold helped me do it
Read More →URGENT: Underground Manhole Village Discovered?
My name is Gary Thompson, I live on Oakwood Drive, and I SWEAR TO GOD there's a man living under the manhole in front of my house.
Read More →BREAKING: UFO Cow Abductions Plague Orland Hills
For the third time this month, local farmer Jim Henderson reports another one of his prized Holstein dairy cows has vanished without a trace.
Read More →Real Reviews of Orland Hills Administration
What people are REALLY saying about Orland Hills Administration and their famous "well it works for us" motto.
Read More →69 Boyz Tootsie Roll
Getting Pulled Over is never fun. Unless you get pulled over by the good cops of Orland Hills, IL.
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